Priorities

"Priorities"

An old lady was standing at the railing of the
cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would
not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said,

"Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward
but did you know that your dress is blowing up in
this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady.

"I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."

"But madam, you must know that you are not
wearing any panties and your privates are
exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the
man and replied,

"Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old.
I just bought this hat yesterday!"
Received on Tue Sep 19 08:12:09 2006