A Jealous Husband

"You Can Run, But You Can't Hide"

A man is driving home late one afternoon,
and he is driving well above the speed limit.
He notices a police car with its red lights
on in his rear view mirror. He thinks "I
can outrun this guy," so he floors it and the
race is on. The cars are racing down the
highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90 miles per hour.

Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the
guy figures "what the heck," and gives up.
He pulls over to the curb.

The police officer gets out of his cruiser and
approaches the car. He leans down and says,
"Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day,
and I just want to go home. Give me a good
excuse and I'll let you go."

The man thought for a moment and said... "Three
weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer.
When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror,
I thought that *YOU* were the officer and that
you were trying to give her back to me!"

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"A Jealous Husband"

A jealous husband hired a private detective
to check on the movements of his wife. The
husband wanted more than a written report;
he wanted video of his wife's activities.

A week later, the detective returned with a video.
They sat down together to watch it. Although the
quality was less than professional, the man saw
his wife meeting another man! He saw the two
of them laughing in the park. He saw them
enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He
saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He
saw the man and his wife participate in a dozen
activities with utter glee.

"I just can't believe this," the distraught husband
said.

The detective said, "What's not to believe? It's
right up there on the screen!"

The husband replied, "I can't believe that my
wife could be so much fun!"
Received on Tue Sep 19 08:11:40 2006