Trapping Big Game

"Man of the House"

The husband had just finished reading a new
book entitled "You Can Be the Man of Your
House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen.

"From now on you need to know that I'm the
man of this house and my word is law! You
will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and
when I'm finished eating my meal, you will
serve me a sumptuous dessert.

After dinner you are going to go upstairs with
me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.

After that, you are going to draw me a bath so
I can relax. You will wash my back and towel
me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will
massage my feet and hands.

Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress
me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied, "Er... The funeral director
would be my guess!!!"

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"Trapping Big Game"

A big-game hunter went on safari with his
wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while
still deep in the jungle, the wife awoke to find
her mother gone. Rushing to her husband,
she insisted on them both trying to find her
mother.

The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of
whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing
not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling
sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against
a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion
stood facing her.

The wife cried, "What are we going to do?"

"Nothing," said the husband. "The lion got himself
into this mess. Let him get himself out of it."
Received on Thu Sep 14 06:37:55 2006