Rear Ended

"Rear Ended"

A gay couple is driving along one afternoon,
and while stopped at a stop sign, they are
rear ended by a big semi. Furiously, the guy
in the passenger side throws his purse on
the seat, gets out of the car, goes back to the
truck and starts banging on the door.

The truck driver opens the door and the gay
guy, standing there with his hands on his hips,
says, "I'm gonna sue your arse, Buddy!"

The truck driver, laughs and says, "Suck my d*ck!"

The gay guy stands there for a second, then
his eyes get really big and his face lights up.
  He runs back to the car, and says excitedly to
his lover, "You won't believe it, he wants to
settle out of court!"
Received on Thu Sep 14 06:36:59 2006