Redneck Wedding Night

"Redneck Wedding Night"

This redneck couple get married. They go back to the
motel after the ceremony, and she changes into a sexy
nightgown, lies on the bed, and says, "Be gentle with
me; I'm a virgin."

At this her new husband bursts into tears, pulls on his
clothes, jumps into his pickup truck, and drives home.
He tells his father what happened.

"Son, you done right," says his pop. "If she weren't
good enough for her own family, she ain't good
enough for ours."
Received on Fri Sep 15 00:29:29 2006