Run-On Sentence

"Husband Talks"

Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into
his beer. Tom walks in and sits down. After
trying to start a conversation several times
and getting only distracted grunts he asks
Eric what the problem is.

"Well," said Eric, "I ran afoul of one of those
women's questions women ask. Now I'm in
deep doo-doo at home."

"What kind of question?, asked Tom.

"My wife asked me if I would still love her if
when she was old, fat and ugly."

"That's easy," said Tom. "You just say
'Of course I will'".

"Yeah", said Eric, "That's what I did, except I
said 'Of course I DO....'"

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"Run-On Sentence"

An 80 year old woman was arrested for
shop lifting. When she went before the
judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"

She replied: a can of peaches.

The judge asked her why she had stolen
them and she replied that she was hungry.

The judge then asked her how many
peaches were in the can. She replied 6.

The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days
in jail."

Before the judge could actually pronounce
the punishment the woman 's husband
spoke up and asked the judge if he could
say something. He said, " What is it? "

The husband said, "She also stole a can
of peas."
Received on Tue Oct 10 08:56:15 2006