Stowaway

"Stowaway"

A depressed young woman was so desperate
that she decided to end her life by throwing herself
into the ocean. When she went down to the docks,
a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity
on her, and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for.
I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can
stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you
and bring you food every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her
shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll
keep me happy."

The girl nodded 'yes.' After all, what did she have to
lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and
hid her in a life-boat. From then on, every night he
brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit,
and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was
discovered by the captain.

"What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,"
she explained. "He's taking me to Europe, and
he's screwing me."

"He sure is, lady... This is the Staten Island Ferry!"
Received on Tue Oct 10 08:55:15 2006