Elevator Follies

"Elevator Follies"

A man and his little girl were on an overcrowded
elevator. Suddenly a woman in front turned
around, slapped him and left in a huff.

The little girl remarked, "That's okay, Daddy, I
didn't like her either, she was stepping all over
my toes. That's why I pinched her."

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"Pancakes"

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons,
Kevin 5 and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue
over who would get the first pancake. Their mother
saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus
were sitting here, He would say, Let my brother
have the first pancake. I can wait."

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,

"Ryan, you be Jesus."

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"Understanding"

The child was a typical four-year-old - cute and
inquisitive.

When she expressed difficulty in grasping the
concept of marriage, her father decided to pull
out his wedding photo album, thinking visual
images would help.

One page after another, he pointed out the bride
arriving at the church, the entrance, the ceremony,
the reception, etc.

"Now do you understand?" he asked.

"I think so," she said, "is that when mommy
came to work for us?"
Received on Sun Oct 8 01:26:44 2006