Free Beer

"Free Beer"

This guy walked into a bar and saw a sign for
free beer. He asked the bartender where he
could the free beer.

The bartender said, "Go upstairs and it's the
first door on your left."

So, he went upstairs and went in the first door
on his left. As he walked in he saw the ugliest,
fattest, smelliest women he has ever seen. He
asked how to get the free beer.

She said, "All you have to do is give me a free
screw."

He thought about it for a while then remembered
free beer. So he said, "Okay, but you have to keep
your eyes closed."

When she closed her eyes he ran downstairs
and into the corn field outside. He took a piece
of corn, ran back to the room and saw that the
woman still had her eyes closed.

He stuck the corn in her, and screwed the daylights
out of this woman with it. When he was done, he
through the corn out the window and told her to
open her eyes.

She said that was the best sex she has ever had.

Then, he went downstairs and got his beer. When
he left, he saw his friend and told him about the
excellent FREE beer he had.

Smiling his friend said, "Yeah, but it wasn't as
good as this piece of corn I just had!"
Received on Sun Oct 8 01:27:22 2006