Face Lift

"Face Lift"

A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face
lift procedure and was explaining it to a
prospective patient. He told her, "I'll install a
special screw in the top of your skull. Your hair
will cover it so it will be unnoticed. Whenever
you need a little tuck, we'll just tighten the screw
a little,... and the wrinkles will disappear!"

The woman was enthused and told the doctor
to, "GO FOR IT!"

The surgery was a resounding success, and
the woman went home happy.

A few months later, the woman returned in a
great state of agitation. She pointed to her face
and said, "Just look at these bags under my
eyes! Where the hell did they come from?"

The surgeon looked at her closely and said,
"Those aren't BAGS under your eyes. Those
are your BREASTS. And if you keep messing
around with that screw,... pretty soon you'll
have a goatee!"
Received on Thu Oct 5 02:30:21 2006