Wishful Thinking

"Wishful Thinking"

For a while my husband and I had opposite
schedules. He worked during the day, and I worked
at night. One morning I noticed he had left a not to
himself on the kitchen counter that read, "STAMPS!"

As a helpful surprise, I bought him some at the post
office and put them on the counter before going to
work...

The next morning I found the same note. The word
"STAMPS!" was crossed out. Underneath it he had
written, "ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"

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"Good News Are Hard to Take"

A minister was asked to inform a man with a
heart condition that he had just inherited a million
dollars. Everyone was afraid the shock would give
him a heart attack.

So the minister went to the man's house and
said, "Joe, what would you do if you inherited
a million dollars?"

And Joe said, "Well, pastor, I think I would give
half of it to the church."

At which the pastor fell over dead.
Received on Thu Oct 5 02:29:46 2006