"Dental Extraction"
A man goes to a dental surgeon to have a
tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing
needle to give the man. "No way! No needles!
I hate needles!" the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the laughing
gas and the man again objects.
"I can't do the gas thing - the thought of having
the gas mask on is suffocating to me!"
The dentist then asks if the man has any
objection to taking a pill.
"No objection", the patient says, "I am fine
with pills".
The dentist left for a moment and when he
returned, says "Here is a V*agra tablet."
The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know the
V-Pill worked as a pain killer!"
"It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it will give
you something to hold onto when I pull
out your tooth."
Received on Wed Oct 4 11:13:52 2006
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