Noah's Camels

"Terrorist Alert"

Recently we have received credible intelligence that
there have been seven terrorists working in your office.

Fortunately, six of the seven have been apprehended.
Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin,
Bin Drinkin and Bin Behind-Kissin have all been
taken into custody.

At this time, no one fitting the description of the
seventh cell member, Bin Workin, has been found
at your office.

We are confident that anyone who looks like he's
Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.

You are OBVIOUSLY not a suspect at this time.

************************************************

"Noah's Camels"

Noah was standing at the gangplank checking
off the pairs of animals when he saw three
camels trying to get on board.

"Wait a minute!" he said. "Two each is the limit.
One of you will have to stay behind."

"It won't be me," said the first camel. "I'm the
camel whose back is broken by the last straw."

"I'm the one people swallow while straining at
a gnat," said the second.

"And I am the one that shall pass through the
eye of a needle sooner than a rich man shall
enter heaven." said the third.

"Well, I guess you had better all come in," said
Noah, "the world is going to need all of you."
Received on Wed Oct 4 11:12:42 2006