Blonde on the Sun

"Blonde on the Sun"

A Russian, an American, and a blonde were talking
one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in
space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The blonde said, "so what? We're going to be the first
on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other
and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun,
you nincompoop! You'll burn up!"

To which the blonde replied, "We're not stupid,
you know. We're going at night!"

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"In a Vacuum"

A blonde was playing trivial pursuit one night.
It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she
landed on science & nature. Her question was,
"If you are in a vacuum and someone calls
your name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on
or off?"

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"Blonde Logic"

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting
on a bench talking..

And one blonde says to the other, "Which do
you think is farther away. Florida or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says, "Helloooooooooo,
can you *see* Florida...?!"
Received on Sat Nov 25 08:47:51 2006