My Father...

"Kid Bits"

A little girl had just finished her first week of school.
"I'm wasting my time," she said to her mother.

"I can't read, I can't write - and they won't let me talk!"

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Two boys were walking home from Sunday school
after getting a strong preaching-to on the evils of the
Devil. One said to the other, "What do you think
about all this Satan stuff?"

The other boy replied, "Well, you know how Santa
Claus turned out. It's probably just your dad."

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"My Father..."

Three boys are in the school yard bragging
about their fathers. The first boy says, "My
Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper
and he calls it a poem, they give him $50."

The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad
scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he
calls it a press release, they give him $100."

The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad
scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he
calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to
collect all the money!"
Received on Sun Nov 26 11:31:09 2006