Flying South

"Flying South"

Once upon a time there was a non-conforming sparrow
who decided not to fly south for the winter. However,
soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly
decided to fly south.

In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he
fell to Earth in a barnyard, nearly frozen solid. A cow
passed by where he had fallen, and crapped on the
little sparrow.

The sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure
warmed him and defrosted his wings!

Warm and happy, able to breath, he started to sing.
Just then a large cat came by, and hearing the chirping
he investigated the sounds.

The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping
bird, and promptly ate him.

The Moral of the Story:

Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your
enemy.

Everyone who gets you out of cr*p is not necessarily
your friend.

And if you're warm and happy in a pile of crap, you
might just want to keep your mouth shut.
Received on Sat Nov 25 08:45:43 2006