Only In Hollywood

"Only In Hollywood"

A screenwriter comes home to a burned down
house. His sobbing and slightly-singed wife is
standing outside.

"What happened, honey?" the man asks.

"Oh, John, it was terrible," she weeps. "I was cooking,
the phone rang. It was your agent. Because I was on
the phone, I didn't notice the stove had caught on fire.
It went up in seconds. Everything is gone. I nearly
didn't make it out of the house. Poor Fluffy is gone........"

"Wait! Back up a minute," the man says.
"My agent called?"

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"Priorities"

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly
a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off
completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the
lawyer was hopping up and down with rage,
complaining bitterly about the damage to his
precious BMW.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!"
he shrieked.

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!"
retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid
BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was
ripped off!!!"

"Oh no...." replied the lawyer, looking down and noticing
for the first time the bloody stump where his left arm
had once been.
"Where's my Rolex???"
Received on Sat Nov 25 08:45:07 2006