Why My Friends Split Up

"Why My Friends Split Up"

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore
and I'd have to quit.

Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up,
$150.00 for a cut and color, $30.00 for a manicure,
$40.00 for a pedicure, $50.00 on vitamins, $300.00
on clothes and $600.00 for a gym membership.

I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.
She said she needed it to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back...
Received on Thu Nov 23 07:47:36 2006