Vibrator Versus Men, II

"Vibrator Versus Men"
Part II

Vibrators are better then men because in the morning
you don't have to fix it breakfast.

Safe sex without a rubber.

A couple batteries and you don't have to put up with
the crap, just turn it off when you get done with it !

As long as you have a new pack of energizers the
  vibrator can keep going and going and going! (while
you keep coming and coming!)

Vibrators are portable so you can do it anytime,
anywhere you want!!

They don't burp, pass guess, belch or fall asleep
on you.

You don't have to dress up for your vibrator.

You can show it off to your friends.

They never wake up at 4 a.m. asking for another one.

It doesn't leave a wet spot. It can be stashed away
  in a drawer.

It doesn't have a mother!!

It doesn't require "a little lip action" to get hard.

You know exactly where it's been.

Vibrators don't care if you get crumbs in the bed.

They never cum before you do.
Received on Wed Nov 8 01:51:15 2006