Life's Simple Pleasures

"Life's Simple Pleasures"

A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they
came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk.

"What are they doing, Grandma?" asked the little girl.

The grandmother was embarrassed, so she said,
"The dog on top has hurt his paw, and the one
underneath is carrying him to the doctor."

"They're just like people, aren't they Grandma?" said
the little one.

"How do you mean?" asked the Grandma.

"Offer someone a helping hand," said the little
girl, "and they'll screw you every time!"
Received on Thu Nov 9 08:38:56 2006