Senior Dress Code

"Visiting the Sick"

Several women from church were visiting
elderly Mrs. Diamond who had been ill for
a very long time.

After a while, they rose to leave and told her,
"Esther, we will keep you in our prayers."

"Just wash the dishes in the kitchen," the ailing
woman said, "I can do my own praying."

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"Senior Dress Code"

Many of us "Older Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50,
or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we
should present ourselves. We are unsure about the
kind of image we are projecting and whether or not
we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions.

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the
following combinations DO NOT go together and
should be avoided:

     1. A nose ring and bifocals
     2. Spiked hair and bald spots
     3. A pierced tongue and dentures
     4. Miniskirts and support hose
     5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
     6. Speedos and Cellulite
     7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
     8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
     9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
     10. Bikinis and liver spots
     11. Short shorts and varicose veins
     12. Inline skates and a walker

     And last, but not least.......

     13. Thongs and Depends
Received on Wed Nov 8 01:50:32 2006