Brown Apple

"Teeth"

"Lead a righteous and spiritual life," admonished
a minister to a young rascal he caught causing
trouble, "for there will be weeping, wailing and
a gnashing of teeth among the wicked who
pass on to the next world."

"What if you haven't got any teeth?" said the boy.

"Teeth will be provided!"

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"Brown Apple"

A 4-year-old son was eating an apple in the
back seat of the car, when he asked, "Daddy,
why is my apple turning brown?"

"Because," his dad explained, "after you ate
the skin off, the meat of the apple came into
contact with the air, which caused it to oxidize,
thus changing the molecular structure and
turning it into a different color."

There was a long silence. Then the boy asked,
"Daddy, are you talking to me?
Received on Wed Nov 1 23:04:12 2006