Devil's Questions

"Devil's Questions"

Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an
idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into
a tree.Before anyone knows it, the three men found
themselves standing before the pearly gates of
Heaven,where St Peter and the Devil were standing
nearby.

"Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that
Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St Peter has
agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven.
If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't
know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to
go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell."

The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the
most comprehensive report on Socratis' teachings,"
With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared
next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded
it was correct.

"Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the
philosopher disappeared.

The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most
complicated formula you can ever think of!" With a snap
of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the
Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed
it was correct.

"Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the
mathematician disappeared, too.

The fool then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a
chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes
on the seat."

The Devil did just that. The fool then sat on the chair
and let out a very loud flatulence . Standing up, he asked,
"Which hole did my gas come out from?"

The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole
from the right."

"Wrong," said the fool, "it's from my arse hole."

And the idiot went to Heaven.
Received on Thu Nov 2 22:28:55 2006