25 Inches

"25 Inches"
{A Classic}

  A guy with a 25-inch penis went to his
Urologist and said, "I can't live with this
anymore! It's too long."

The Urologist replied, "I can't do anything
for you, but if you see the witch doctor in
the bayou, she can help you."

So, he went to the bayou and saw the
witch doctor. The witch doctor said, "Go
into the swamp and find a female frog. Ask
her to marry you. She'll say 'No' and you'll
lose 5 inches off your member!"

So, he went to the swamp and found the
frog and asked her, "Will you marry me?"

"No!" she said.

He lost 5 inches off his member! The guy
liked the results, and thought, 20 inches
is just too much. So he asked the frog again,
"Will you marry me?"

The frog said, "No!" And the guy lost another
5 inches. He thought, 15 inches is great!
But 10 inches would just be perfect.

So he asked, "Will you marry me?"

And the frog said, "How many times do I
have to tell you...NO! NO! NO!!!"
Received on Fri May 12 06:17:16 2006