Don't Call Home For Money

"Strategy"

Little Johnny went to the Doctor to get a
vaccination. After the shot, the Doc pulled
out a Band-Aid and started to cover the spot
on his arm. Johnny asked him to put it on the
other arm.

"But, I put it over where you got the shot to
let others know that it's tender and they
shouldn't touch it," replied the Doc.

Answered Johnny, " You really don't know
much about little boys, do you?"

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"Don't Call Home For Money"

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche
and his parents began to yell and scream,

"Where did you get that car?"

He calmly told them, "I bought it today."

"With what money?" demanded his parents.

We know what a Porsche costs.."

"Well," said the! boy, "this one cost me fifteen
dollars."

So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who
would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?"
they said.

"It was the lady up the street," said the boy
don't know her name-they just moved in. She
saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if
I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."

"Oh my Goodness!," moaned the mother, "she
must be a child abuser. Who knows what she
will do next? John, you go right up there and
see what's going on."

So the boy's father walked up the street to the
house where the lady lived and found her out
in the yard calmly planting petunias! He introduced
himself as the father of the boy to whom she had
sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded
to know why she did it.

"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call
from my husband. I thought he was on a business
trip, but learned from a friend he has run off to
Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn't intend
to come back. He claimed he was stranded and
asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him
the money. So I did!!!"
Received on Thu May 11 09:36:51 2006