New Lawyer

"New Lawyer"

There was a loser who couldn't get a date.
He went to a bar and asked this one guy
how to get a date.

The guy said, "It's simple. I just say, I'm
a lawyer."

So the guy went up to a pretty woman and
asked her out. After she said "No," he told
her that it was probably a good thing
because he had a case early in the morning.

She said, "Oh!!!! Your a lawyer?"

He said, "Why,... Yes I am!"

So they went to his place and when they
were in bed, screwing, he started to laugh
to himself. When she asked what was
so funny, he answered, "Well, I've only
been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and
I'm already screwing someone!"
Received on Tue May 9 11:56:14 2006