Dog Grooming

"Dog Grooming"

A friend took her dog to the parlor for a
haircut, and asked what it would cost.
Being told that it would cost her $60,
she was shocked.

"I only pay 50 bucks for my own haircut!"

The groomer replied, "Yes, that may be
true. But you don't bite, do you?!"

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"Records"

The following was overheard at a recent
'high society' party.

"My ancestry goes back all the way to Alexander
the Great," said Christine.

She then turned to Noah Goldberg and asked,
"How far back does your family go?"

"I don't know," replied Noah, "All of our records
were lost in the flood."
Received on Tue May 9 11:57:13 2006