Career Path

"Career Path"

Sidney went to a career counselor to
determine what field he should enter.
After extensive testing, the counselor
finally gave him the results.

"Well, Sid, you are a sadistic psychopath
who enjoys inflicting pain, misery and
suffering on others.

You'd be a terrific golf course designer."

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"Opening"

I went on a job interview the other day. Now
I'm not really looking for another job, but it
doesn't hurt to see what's out there. I saw
a great one in the paper with much higher
pay then what I was getting. However, I
wasn't really qualified but I decided to apply
anyway. A week later, I became very excited
when I was called in for an interview.

Realizing that I didn't submit a resume when
I filled out the application, I brought a copy
with me to the interview. My prospective
employer asked a few questions then read
through my resume. After a few anxious
moments as I sat in silence waiting for him
to finish reading, he put down my resume.

He looked up at me and said, "We have
an opening for someone like you."

"Really?" I replied excitedly. "What is it?"

"It's called the door!"
Received on Mon May 8 06:28:43 2006