Operation

"Operation"

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on
stretchers next to each other, outside the
operating room. The first kid leans over
and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get
my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to
worry about. I had that done when I was
four. They put you to sleep, and when you
wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice
cream. It's a breeze!"

The second kid then asks, "What are you
here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision."

And the second kid says, "Whoa! I had that
done when I was born. I couldn't walk for
a year!"
Received on Mon May 8 06:27:50 2006