Tongue Tied

"Tongue Tied"

Three priests were in a railroad station on
their way home to Pittsburgh.

Behind the ticket counter was a very sexy,
shapely, well endowed woman wearing a
very tight, skimpy sweater. She made the
three priests very nervous, so they drew
straws to determine who would get the tickets.

The first priest approached the window.
"Young lady, I would like three pickets to
Titsburg." He completely lost his composure
and fled.

The second priest goes to the window.
"Young lady, I would like three tickets to
Pittsburgh and I would like the change in
nipples and dimes."

Mortified, he too fled.

"Morons...." the third priest mutters and
moves to the window. "Young lady, I would
like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would
like the change in nickels and dimes. And,
if you insist on dressing like that, when you
get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to
shake his Peter at you."..
Received on Wed May 3 06:29:02 2006