Cheer Up!!!

"Cheer Up!!!"

CHEER UP!!! There's a yuppie somewhere
who just pulled a hamstring in one of those
sissy aerobics classes.

CHEER UP!!! Remember that nasty old nun
who used to hit your knuckles with a ruler?
She's 75 years old now, and she has arthritis.

CHEER UP!!! If your woman isn't faithful, you're
not alone. Don't forget that even Popeye was
two-timed by Olive Oyl (in almost every episode,
in fact!)

CHEER UP!!! The worse things get,... the
less you have to lose!

CHEER UP!!! You'll be happy to know that
your local newspaper is made of 50% recycled
material. That's 1% recycled paper; 49%
recycled news articles.)

CHEER UP!!! Miss Manners has finally been
discredited. It's rude to tell other people what
to do!

CHEER UP!!! Sigmund Freud has been
discredited, too. It's lewd to tell other people
about their poo.

CHEER UP!!! Every three minutes, somewhere
in America a suburban housewife backs the
family car through the garage door.

CHEER UP!!! No matter how bad things get,
your folks still have your old bedroom ready,
and you're welcome to go back home.

CHEER UP!!! The time you spent reading this
email could've been spent more productively.
But you're not bothered because you're one of
those well-adjusted people who really doesn't
give a crap.
Received on Wed May 3 06:30:21 2006