Streets Of Las Vegas

"Streets Of Las Vegas"

A man is walking around Las Vegas
with his wife. They find a perfume shop,
the wife goes in, and he waits outside.
A hooker comes along and says to him,
"Like to come home with me, buddy?"

"For how much?" asks the man.

"One hundred dollars."

"I'll give you five bucks."

The girl spits at him and walks away. A
little later, the man's wife comes out of
the shop and they continue their walk. On
the first corner they come to there is the
same hooker. She takes one look at the
man and his wife and says, "You see?
You see what you get for five bucks?"
Received on Tue May 2 09:16:51 2006