Perforated Pecker

"Perforated Pecker"

One day a farmer caught a traveling salesman
making love to his youngest daughter. Yelling
'You son of a bitch!' he shot the amorous
salesman in the groin with a .12-gauge shotgun.

The screaming salesman quickly took off for
town to find a doctor. He found one, but the
physician took one look at the man's perforated
pecker and told him that nothing could be done
for him.

"Oh, please do something," begged the
salesman. "I'm a rich man and can pay you
anything."

"Sorry, son," said the doctor. "There's nothing
I can do. However, there's a man across the
street who might be able to help you."

"Oh really? Is he a specialist?" asked the
salesman.

"No," said the doctor, "he's a piccolo player.
He'll teach you how to hold it without peeing
in your face!"
Received on Mon May 1 16:04:16 2006