New License

"Cooking Breakfast"

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs
for her husband. Suddenly her husband
burst into the kitchen. "Careful. CAREFUL!
Put in some more butter! Oh my G~D! You're
cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn
them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more
butter. Oh my G~D! WHERE are we going
to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to
STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be
  CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when
you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you
always forget to salt them. Use the salt.
USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What the heck is
wrong with you? You think I don't know
how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted
to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

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"New License"

Arthur just received his brand new driver’s
license. The family went out to the driveway,
and then climbed into the car, where Arthur
was going to take them for a ride for the first
time. Dad immediately headed for the back
seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.

"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of
scenery after all those months of sitting in
the front passenger seat teaching me how
to drive," said the beaming boy to his father.

"Nope," dad replied, "I'm going to sit here
and kick the back of your seat as you drive,
just like you've been doing to me all these
years."
Received on Mon May 1 07:27:00 2006