Poetic Notions

"Poetic Notions"

Tyron asked his work buddy Robert one
morning, "Man, why you always so damn
happy when you come to work every day?"

Robert replied, "That's because I make love
to my wife every morning before work."

Amazed, Tyron asked him how he gets his
wife to make love to him every morning.

"That's easy," Robert's said. "I just tell her
this little poem that I made up. She loves it!
It goes like this: Blonde hair, blonde hair,
eyes so blue. I love waking up and making
love to you!"

Tyron was like, "Man, you guys is so dang
sentimental an' crap...." But he decided it
wouldn't hurt to give it a try, so he spent the
rest of the day thinking up a poem for his wife.

The next day Tyron showed up with 2 bruised
eyes, a broken nose and a fat lip. Robert
asked, "Man, what happened to you?"

Tyron said, "I don't know. I went home and
tried your advice, that's all. I told her a poem
and she freaked."

Robert said, "What poem did you tell her?"

Tyron recited, "Nappy head, nappy head,
eyes like a frog. If I could roll your fat arse
over, I'd do you like a dog."
Received on Fri Mar 31 07:47:09 2006