Tickets

"Rush"

The officer pulled me over for speeding.
I explained that I was rushing home to
be with my wife on our first anniversary.

Rather than letting me off, he wrote out
the ticket, handed it to me, and said,

"Congratulations. The first year is
paper, right?"

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"Tickets"

I went to the store the other day, I was only
in there for about 5 minutes and when I
came out there was a damn motorcycle
cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up
to him and said, "Come on buddy, how
about giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the
ticket. So I called him a pencil necked
storm trooper. He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having bald tires!!
So I called him a horse sh*t. He finished
the second ticket and put it on the car with
the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the
more I abused him, the more tickets he
wrote.....

To be honest I really didn't care.... My car
was parked around the corner......
Received on Tue Mar 21 08:46:51 2006