Two Priests

"Two Priests"

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.

They were determined to make this a real
vacation by not wearing anything that would
identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane
landed they headed for a store and bought
outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals,
sunglasses, etc.

Next morning they went to the beach, dressed
in their "tourist" garb.

They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a
drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop
dead gorgeous topless blonde in a thong bikini
came walking straight towards them. They couldn't
help but stare. As the blonde passed them, she
smiled and said, "Good morning, Father, Good
morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of
them, then she moved on.

They were both stunned. How in the world did she
know they were priests?

Next day they went back to the store and bought
even more outrageous outfits. These outfits were
so loud you could HEAR them before you saw them.

Once again, the two priests settled on the beach
in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.

After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde,
wearing a string bikini, taking her sweet time,
came walking toward them. Again, she nodded at
each of them and said, "Good morning Fathers,"
and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer
and said, "Just a minute young lady."

"Yes?" she replied.

"We ARE priests, and proud of it, I'll have you
know. But how in the world did you KNOW we
are priests, dressed as we are?"

"Father," she replied sweetly, "it's me, Sister
Mary Frances!!!!
Received on Wed Mar 22 07:55:18 2006