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95% of all people have hemorrhoids. The other
5% are perfect a*sholes!

A blonde woman participating in a survey was
asked how she felt about condoms. She
answered, "Well, that depends on what's
in it for me."

That guy was so stupid that he couldn't
possibly count to 21, even with his trousers
down!

"I can't believe how boring my life has become."
"What do you mean?" "The only time I hear
myself say, "I'm coming" is when I'm trying
to tell my cat I'm getting his food ready!"

Multitasking: Screwing up several things at
once.

When you have your head up your butt, 4
of the 5 senses do not work.
Received on Mon Mar 6 06:22:45 2006