Chicken Farming

"Chicken Farming"

A woman walks into her accountant's office
and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll
need to ask a few questions."

He gets her name, address, social security
number, etc. and then asks, "What is your
occupation?"

The woman replies, "I'm a wh*re."

The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no.
That will never work. That is much too crass.
Let's try to rephrase that. "

The woman, "OK, I'm a prostitute.".

"No, that is still too crude. Try again."

They both think for a minute, then the woman
states, "I'm a chicken farmer."

The accountant asks,
"What does chicken farming have to do with
being a wh*re or a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year."
Received on Thu Mar 2 08:17:05 2006