Texas Style

"Texas Style"

Three married guys die and meet Saint Peter
at the pearly gates.

Peter asks the first guy, "Did you ever cheat
on your wife?"

The guy answers truthfully, "Every chance
I got."

Peter points to two doors, telling the guy to
enter the second one. He then turns to the
second guy, asking him, "Did you ever cheat
on your wife?"

"A couple of times," the guy mutters.

Peter tells him to take door two. Peter asks
the third guy, "Did you ever cheat on your wife?"

The guy thinks for a couple of seconds and
says, "Well, once. You see, I was in this
saloon in Texas, and I noticed they only
had one cowgirl working there to take care
of all of the guys. I asked the bartender how
come, and he said 'Well, she's all we need.
That filly can suck a baseball bat through a
garden hose.' So that's when I cheated on
my wife."

Peter then told the guy to enter door number
one.

The guy asks, "What's the deal? You sent the
others to door number two?"

Peter says, "Yes, and they are both going to
hell. But you and I are going to Texas!"
Received on Wed Mar 1 13:36:58 2006