Backpack

"Vacation Meals"

A woman noticed a sign on the wall in a
holiday resort.

It read:
Breakfast served from six to ten-thirty,
lunch from twelve to three,
tea from four to five,
dinner from seven to eleven.

She said to her husband,
"That doesn't leave much time for
sightseeing, does it?"

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"Backpack"

Sal, a pilot for a major airline, carries his
running clothes in a backpack, freeing his
hands for his luggage. On one trip, he told
me, he noticed passers-by grinning at him
in the terminal. Sal smiled back.

Maybe some of them were on my last flight,
he thought.

His ego was brimming until he got to the
cockpit and stowed his bags. That's when
he saw the "Parachute" sign his co-workers
had stuck to his backpack.
Received on Wed Mar 1 13:35:21 2006