MaryLou

"MaryLou"

A guy is sitting quietly reading his paper
when his wife sneaks up behind him
and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" he asks.

"That was for the piece of paper in your
pant pocket with the name MARYLOU on it,"
she replies.

"Two weeks ago when I went to the races,
MARYLOU was the name of one of the
horses I wanted to be sure to bet on," he
explains.

She looks satisfied and apologizes. Three
days later he is again sitting in his chair
reading when she nails him with an even
bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold.

When he comes to, he says, "What was
that for?"

She says, "Your horse phoned."
Received on Wed Jul 19 07:24:34 2006