Ice Fishing

"Chickens"

One day a State Trooper was pulling off
an expressway near Chicago. When he
turned onto the street at the end of the ramp,
he noticed someone at a chicken place
getting into his car. The driver placed the
bucket of chicken on top of his car, got in
and drove off with the bucket still on top
of his car.

So the trooper decides to pull him over
and perform a community service by giving
the driver his chicken.

So he pulled him over, walked up to the car,
pulled the bucket off the roof and offered it
to the driver. The driver looks at the trooper
and says, "No thanks, I just bought some."

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"Ice Fishing"

There were two good ol' boys from the Sough,
who love to fish, and they wanted to do some
ice fishing. They'd heard about it up in Canada,
so they took off up there. The lake was frozen
nicely. They stopped just before they got to the
lake at a little bait shop and got all their tackle.
One of them said, "We're gonna need an ice
pick." So they got that, and they took off.

In about two hours, one of them was back at
the shop and said, "We're gonna need another
dozen ice picks."

Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask
some questions, but he didn't. He sold him
the picks, and the old boy left. In about an
hour, he was back. Said, "We're gonna
need all the ice picks you've got."

The bait man couldn't stand it any longer.
"By the way," he asked, "how are you fellows
doing?"

"Not very well at all," he said. "We ain't even
got the boat in the water yet."
Received on Wed Jul 19 07:22:56 2006