Golf Clubs

"LOFT"

Three aspiring golfers were taking lessons
from a pro. The first guy hit the ball far to the
right. "That was due to LOFT," said the pro.

The second man hit his ball far to the left.
"That, too, was due to LOFT," said the pro.

The third golfer took a swing, and the ball
just went a few feet and stopped. "Once
again, it's LOFT," the pro claimed.

"Well, what exactly do you mean by LOFT?"
asked the third golfer.

"Lack of fine talent," replied the pro.

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"Golf Clubs"

A Texas millionaire had fallen ill. Doctors
consulted did not seem to understand what
ailed him. The millionaire let it be known that
any doctor who could heal him could have
whatever he desired.

A country doctor was able to cure him and as
the doctor was leaving after a week's stay, the
Texan said, "Doc! I am a man of my word. You
name it and if it is humanly possible I'll get it for
you."

"Well," said the doctor, "I love to play golf, so if I
could have a matching set of golf clubs that
would be fine."

With that the doctor left. The doctor didn't hear
from the Texas millionaire for some months.
Then one day he got a phone call from the
millionaire.

"Doc, I bet you thought that I had gone back on
my word. I have your matching set of golf clubs.
The reason it took so long is that two of them
didn't have swimming pools and I didn't think
they were good enough for ya. So I had pools
installed and they're all ready for you now!"
Received on Thu Jul 20 08:02:07 2006