Ugly Frog

"Ugly Frog"

A princess is walking along a pond in the royal
gardens when she looks down and sees a really
ugly frog. Picking the frog up, she comments on
the creatures rather hideous appearance.

Princess: "My, but you are really an ugly frog!"

Frog: "I know, I know, I got a really bad spell on me."

Princess: "Well I've seen frogs with spells but, none
as ugly as you."

Frog: "Look, leave me alone lady. I told you, it's a really
bad spell."

Princess: "Well even so, if I kiss you will you turn into
a prince?"

Frog: "I don't know lady, a spell this bad will probably
take a blow j*b."
Received on Thu Jan 19 04:54:12 2006