Chicken Cake Recipe

"Chicken Cake Recipe"

    Tender Chicken 1
    Banana 1
    Legs 2
    Nuts 2
    Breasts 2
    Cherry 1

Take tender chicken in your arms. Take two
handful of breasts and hold gently.

Take two legs, spread apart. Drop in banana.

Stir until good and hot. Increase motion until
banana creams, cherry pops, and nuts explode.

If cake rises, leave town.

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"Sadist"

"The guy I dated tonight turned out to be a sadist,"
reported the girl.

"You mean literally -- whips and that sort of thing?"
asked her roommate.

"Worst than that! The creep screwed me with
a four inch penis and then French kissed me
good bye with an eight inch tongue!"
Received on Fri Jan 20 02:51:23 2006