Bravery

"Bravery"

True bravery is arriving home late after a guy's
night out, being assaulted by your wife with
a broom, and still having the guts to ask:

"Are you still cleaning or are you flying
somewhere?"

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"Koo!"

Father: (at hospital looking through glass
at newly arrived babies)

"Kootchy kootchy koo. Look, she smiled...
isn't she adorable?"

Friend: "But your kid didn't smile."

Father: "I was talking about the nurse."

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"Perfect"

Jenny was so tired trying to do it all, but one
evening, she arrived home from work to find
the children fed, bathed, and doing homework,
one load of clothes in the washer and another
in the dryer, dinner on the stove, and the table set.

She was astonished -- something was up.

It turns out that Ralph had read an article that
said wives who worked full-time and had to do
their own housework were too tired to have sex.

The night went well and the next day, she told
her office friends all about it.

"We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up.
He helped the kids do their homework, folded
all the laundry and put everything away. I really
enjoyed the evening."

"But what about afterward?" asked her friends.

"Oh, that was perfect, too. Ralph was too tired..."
Received on Thu Jan 19 04:53:45 2006