Wedding Shoes

"Wedding Shoes"

On the day of the wedding, Sophie was getting
dressed, surrounded by all her family and she
suddenly realized she had forgotten to get shoes.
((Panic))

Then her sister remembered that she had a pair
of white shoes from her wedding so she lent
them to Sophie for the day.

Unfortunately, they were a bit too small and by the
time the festivities were over Sophie's feet were in
agony. When she and Edward withdrew to their
room the only thing she could think of was getting
her shoes off.

The rest of the Family crowded round the door to
the bedroom and they heard roughly what they
expected, grunts, straining noises and the occasional
muffled scream. Eventually they heard Edward say,
"Darn, that was tight."

"There," whispered the mother. "I told you she was
a virgin."

Then, to their surprise they heard Edward say,
"Right. Now for the other one."

Followed by more grunting and straining and at
last Edward said, "My G~d! That was even tighter!"

"That's my boy," said the father. "Once a sailor,
always a sailor."
Received on Thu Jan 19 04:52:42 2006