Should You Be Institutionalized?

"Should You Be Institutionalized?"

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself
from time to time, and this should help get
you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor
asked the Director what the criterion was
which defined whether or not a patient
should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub,
then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a
bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal
person would use the bucket because it's
bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person
would pull the plug. Do you want a room
with or without a view?"

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"Twisted Sayings"

Dyslexics have more fnu

Clones are people, two

Entropy isn't what it used to be

Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate
Clauses

Eschew obfuscation

186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's
the LAW!

Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor

Anything free is worth what you pay for it

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Editing is a rewording activity

Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous
redundancy

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm
not sure

My reality check just bounced

Rap is to music, what Etch-a-Sketch is to art

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Energizer bunny arrested, charged with
battery

No sense being pessimistic, it probably
wouldn't work anyway

Boycott shampoo... Demand REAL poo!

IRS - Be audit you can be
Received on Wed Jan 18 02:41:34 2006