Lost

"Borrowing"

Every time the man next door headed toward
Robinson's house, Robinson knew he was
coming to borrow something. "He won't get
away with it this time," muttered Robinson
to his wife. "Watch this."

"Er, I wonder if you'd be using your power-saw
this morning," the neighbor began.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry," said Robinson with
a smug look, "but the fact of the matter is, I'll
be using it all day."

"In that case," said the neighbor, "you won't be
using your golf clubs, mind if I borrow them?"

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"Lost"

A man stranded on a desert island comes across
a woman who has washed up onto shore. The
man helps the woman and welcomes her to the island.

Later on that day, the woman says, "I don't suppose
you smoked before you were stranded on this island,
did you?"

The man explains that he did smoke before becoming
stranded on the island. So, the woman produces a
cigarette from her bag, and they enjoy a smoke together.

A little later, the woman says, "I don't suppose
you drank before you were stranded on this island,
did you?"

The man explains that he did drink before becoming
stranded on the island. So, the woman produces a
flask from her bag, and they enjoy a drink together.

Some time later, the woman says, "So, you've been
on this island for ten years without a woman, huh?"

"That's right," says the man.

The woman continue, "I don't suppose you'd like to
play around?"

"Good Lord, lady," exclaimed the man, "you have
a set of golf clubs in that bag, too?!"
Received on Wed Jan 11 12:33:58 2006